January 2012
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Why is the debate always between blondes and brunettes? Are we forgetting about redheads? Even if they aren’t natural born redheads, it just looks so damn good. I mean shit, Mystique is a ginger and she’s finest piece of mutant ass to walk the planet.
Every time I think of something clever I make a tumblr for it. I have like twenty unused blogs with kick ass names just collecting cyber dust.
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Veronica Avluv would be a ten in my book if her tits weren’t so ugly. I mean she’s smokin’ on the milf scale but laawwwwwwwwwd help dem tittays. It looks like one is on the stairway to Heaven and the other is on the highway to Hell. Get your shit together girl.
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WHAT THE FUCK
I am actually laughing hysterically right now because I went to purchase my tickets for Coachella and the festival passes are sold out. Nigga, it’s January which means it’s 3 months away. Aren’t you hipsters supposed to be on CP time or something? So I was looking for tickets on ebay and stuff and this one dude was selling each of his tickets for $544 each which means dropping a...
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talking about internet friends
mom: how do you know this person
me: they went to my school but they moved
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Brazzers is probably the best use of my money next to food.
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I was going to post all of the photos that I meant to put in my queue while I was gone but I think I’ll just watch porn instead. Seems like a better misuse of my time.
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I have to poop.
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